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This morning my dream was realized. Well, almost anyway. I was floating in that not awake-not asleep haze that I’m usually in at a quarter to five. Then my phone dinged. Bleary-eyed, I picked it up and hit the button to check my email. And there it was… a reply about my submission to Pink Petal Books.

The moment wasn’t one of those clearly etched in your mind moments. I was still kinda partly asleep after all. However, I did draw a breath reminding myself that there was every possibility that Shifting Winds would be rejected. It happens. It’s happened to me with Silver Lining. I opened the email and there it was… my first contract offer.

Now, you all know that I am not a fan of the squee. I didn’t squee. I mean, who squees when they are naked in bed after all? Not me, I can tell you. I got up and put on my Blogography Zombie shirt and discovered that the TV was on. So I go down the hall and tell Motley, who has company at 5 am, that I got my first contract. She and Aaron half assed squee for me. I forgive them for it though. This is a defining moment in my life after all.

The funny thing is, I don’t feel like jumping up and down and throwing confetti. I just feel… vindicated. THIS is what I am meant to do. THIS is what I am meant to be. I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO, LIFE!

Okay, now maybe my eyes are just a tad damp. After all, this is my friend Darrie in Scotland’s birthday. (I sent him a bottle of Vampire Wine. Thank you DanielPhillip for telling me about it.) Tomorrow is my birthday. I don’t think I’ve ever received a present like this one…

So here I sit in my Dave-toon shirt feeling… official. I’ve arrived. I can officially say that I am an Author. I write Throbbing Vampire Cock stories. In this case actually, it’s a Throbbing Dragon Cock and Pulsing Vampire Pussy story. But the moment I’ve worked so hard for… the moment I’ve waited for and dreamed about has arrived.

I miss Rott. He’s not here to share this with me, but YOU are. And I thank every single one of you from the bottom of my heart for believing in me. That is the best birthday present ever.

It’s hot and sticky in my house. I wish the only hot and sticky I had was umm… well, you know. Yes, that’s right, pecan rolls fresh from the oven. Hee hee. Since it’s a humpday, and I usually like to drench you all with hotties, I thought I’d start out with a little video that is NSFW… neither the photos nor the song. But it’s a cute and naughty video…

Next up for you I have, not Tracy James, but another hottie. I’m sure Gooster will like him even if he doesn’t like him as much as Tracy James - with or without Yoo Hoo. This is Caco Ricci who’s Brazilian… I think.

And for those who like soft female flesh, ahhhh something delicious for your senses! Katie Green the Wonderbra model.

Don’t forget, you can click on em and make em bigger! (At least a little bigger anyway.)

Now, that I have submitted four manuscripts to publishers, I’m coming out of hibernation a little. The new story I’m working on features the snarky elf, Karl with a K, and it’s flowing without driving me insane. Here’s a snippet to go with the video above.

Have a great Humpday!

Today is the last day of my vacation, and it’s the day I get off in place of my birthday since I can’t take my birthday off. When you work in Accounting, the last day of the month is sacred. I usually, don’t like taking time off. However, I have to say that this felt really good. Naps in the afternoon, getting up when I want (which was either 4 am or 7 am), and just being able to knock out the novella I needed to write was great. I truly envy those writers who don’t work outside the home. This is the first time ever that I’ve been left with the feeling of “More, more, more!” at the end of vacation.

It’s Monday though, so I need to toss out a couple of tidbits here before I get to Marcus. First of all, the No Throbbing Vampire Cock Halloween flash story that I wrote is in a contest. If you get the chance, hop on over and click to vote for my story - #7 Full Moon Mating by Lex Valentine. If you didn’t read the Throbbing Vampire Cock Halloween flash story that I wrote (yes, explicit sex is in it), you’ll find it here. People are pimping the hell out of their stories on Yahoo where there are hundreds of members in the groups. Currently, I have the second most comments, but I could use more comment love to ensure I stay in the running for the judging by the publisher. Send your friends and enemies to leave a comment. I most sincerely appreciate your support! It’s hard to get your name out there in this industry and all of you have been a great help for me.

Let’s move on to Marcus and have some fun now!

I love a man with a nice bulge at the apex of his thighs. *sigh* Although, that being said, I’m really not a size girl. I’m a technique and passion girl. Do it well, and do it with an excess of passion… I’m a goner.

Okay, I’m off to enjoy my last day of vacation, reading and writing and napping. Everyone have a great Monday!

Happy Humpday beautiful people! I have a couple of things to say and then I will leave you with some hotness. First up, I reposted Can Vampires Be Gay over at Lex Valentine’s blog. If you haven’t read this story that is based on something that happened to Miss Britt, hop on over and give it a read. It’s a very timely story in view of Prop 8 here in California.

I’m also still pimping my Halloween Flash Fiction. There’s The Green Lady which is based on a true cemetery ghost story. Beware! This story features throbbing vampire cock! Also, I have a second Halloween Flash Fiction on a different site, in a different contest. Full Moon Mating has no explicit sex or throbbing vampire cock. If you haven’t read the stories, feel free to do so if it’s your thing. If it’s not, no worries. However, I do sincerely appreciate your comments on The Green Lady because the story with the most comments (unique, not repeat) has a chance to be judged by a publisher. As you know, it’s my goal to get published, so this story is very important to me, to bring my work to the eyes of someone who could help with my writing career. So your comments on The Green Lady could help me toward my goal and are most gratefully appreciated. Please feel free to pass the link to those you know who like to read. Thanks very much to all of you who have already commented. This is such a great community and I love you all for helping me in my endeavors.

Next, I’m feeling a bit better about some stuff. Some of my personal pressures were eased when Rott’s mom called me and made me promise to call her if anything bad happened. Then she gave me money, although I told her not to, but she did it anyway. She’s a very nice lady and Rott is her only kid who has a significant other. It’s kinda timely too since Rott and I have our 10 year anniversary on the 23rd. I have no idea where the time has gone… well, until I look at the grey in my hair. Which reminds me, I should get my hair cut for my birthday. Hilly’s new haircut is certainly very inspiring. I need something more sassy …

Okies… here’s the hotness for this Wednesday. More Tracy James for Gooster… Just say Yooo hoooo!

And here’s some Andrei Andrei. This is one of the new photos he has up on his blog.

For those of you needing some softer flesh we have Eva Mendes. This is a wallpaper so feel free to save it!

Hope your humpday is filled with luscious humping!

‘Cause it’s a bittersweet symphony, this life
Trying to make ends meet
You’re a slave to money then you die
I’ll take you down the only road I’ve ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
Where all the veins meet yeah

I love that song by the Verve. They were kind of a one hit wonder with it, don’t you think? The lyrics are pretty true though for someone like me who lives paycheck to paycheck and is ever at the mercy of a landlord. I have a week’s reprieve. We’ll see how things go next weekend. Meanwhile, the lyrics still hold true. Until the cost of living is more manageable or I get some kinda huge promotion or raise (yeah, right) those lyrics are my life.

All I really want out of the stupid ass politicians is some kind of overhaul of the income tax system. It’s just not fair when I have to pay the same amount of taxes as a person who makes the same amount of money as I do, but who lives in bum fuck South Dakota where the cost of living is half what I have to pay. Not just rent but gas, utilities, food… everything. That person is living well with enough money to have a savings account. I’m struggling to pay the bills. And yet I have to pay the same amount of taxes as bum fuck SD. Sure, I don’t have to live in CA, but neither does bum fuck have to live in SD. All I’m saying is that the cost of living should be taken into account. Either that or the government should regulate it all so it costs the same for everyone everywhere. Pffft. That would take care of a chunk of haves and have nots, wouldn’t it? LOL

Yeah, yeah. I oversimplified and I forgot this index or that theory. Whatever. Things are just not equal or fair in this country and that’s not what the founding fathers wanted. I don’t really wanna get into the politics of stuff. It’s not me. I’m basically just disillusioned with it all anyway. I don’t really care who wins the election because I’m pretty sure it’s all gonna stay the same for me and my wallet and bills.

So, back to the Verve. I made a video for The Bar. It’s pretty cool and it uses that song so I’ll toss it on here in a minute. I got into a discussion on one of the author loops last night about copyrights. I tossed in a few cents because people at the Bar have taken to slapping a copyright onto the end of their posts. A couple of people do it. Me? Not a chance. I do have that URL registered with Numly which then generates an ESN number for me with my name for anything I post, but I don’t bother to slap the copyright onto every post. Why? It’s not really necessary for one. The Bar is a closed forum. No one can get there but a registered member. If there’s thievery happening it’s because we let someone in who wasn’t honest. As for the other Bar members worrying that I’ll steal their stuff so I can get published… if that’s what they think, I can take my characters and go home. All they have to do is say so, and I’ll write every one of my characters off the story. I think the other writers are all smart enough to know that. Although if they’re worried about me stealing their stuff, then maybe they aren’t that smart after all.

Ok, enough bad juju stuffs. Here’s a Marcus and then I’ll post the Bar video. Oooh, that Marcus. He should be on the cover of all the hot books. Oh, yeah. I don’t know what the hell that is he’s wearing here, but he’s just sizzling.

And now, here’s the Bar video. Marcus is in this one too!

If anyone is interesting in reading the Bar story email me at winter at winterheart dot com. Have a great Monday!

Vampire cock is the sum total of my social commentary on the world this week. I’m stressed out by something here at home,  under a tremendous amount of pressure because of it, and am facing the possibility of homelessness yet again because of it. (Why this shit always happens around my birthday is a karmic fuck you that I will never understand. I’m not a bad person, really!) Yet I am trying to remain cool and focused and I’m totally distracting myself with bullshit left and right so I don’t break into tiny little pieces. Throbbing vampire cock is one way to distract myself.

I do have another 500 word Halloween story that is posted for a contest, but there’s no throbbing cock of any kind in it. It’s about a white werewolf, an Alpha female. There’s no sex in the story. If you want to read it, you’ll find it here: Full Moon Mating.

I’ve been reading desultorily in my feed reader. It’s not that people aren’t posting scintillating things. It’s just that my head is all fucked up with the stuff I alluded to in paragraph one of this lovely post. So I’ve been drawing a blank when it comes to leaving comments. I expect once I’ve passed this crisis and I know that either a) everything is okay or b) I’m fucked, I will return to leaving comments on your blogs. Meanwhile, I’m going back to the throbbing vampire cock so that I don’t implode from stress.

Here’s another installment of Tracy James, just because I love Gooster and I appreciate the way his twats make me laugh when I’m stressed out.

I like Marcus better, but for Gooster I can deal. Oh, and for the straight men, I found Liz Hurley’s boobs. Click on it to see the photo full size. I wonder if Dave’s seen this photo before? They’re pretty amazing boobs for a woman her age.

Okay, that’s it for my social commentary today. Have a happy humpday!

Yesterday, I had brunch with Snackiepoo and Dickiemaxx. We went to Mimi’s which has great food. It was a lot of fun meeting the gays, and I always enjoy hanging out with Snackiepoo. Motley wore her Socially Dead tanktop, which is kinda tight in the boob area. It was nice day weatherwise, and just an all around excellent afternoon!

Now, here’s that meme I snagged from Kapgar. Afterward, we’ll have a little Marcus!

The Rule: Answer the questions using only one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? Desk
2. Your significant other? Rott
3. Your hair? Long
4. Your mother? Dead
5. Your father? Dead
6. Your favorite thing? purse
7. Your dream last night? hot
8. Your favorite drink? coffee
9. Your dream/goal? stressless
10. The room you’re in? bedroom
11. Your hobby? writing
12. Your fear? homelessness
13. Where do you want to be in six years? comfortable
14. What you’re not? stressfree
15. Muffins? English
16. One of your wish list items? car
17. Where you grew up? salinas
18. The last thing you did? email
19. What are you wearing? undies
20. Favorite gadget? cellphone
21. Your pets? many
22. Your computer? black
23. Your mood? tired
24. Missing someone? always
25. Your car? broken
26. Something you’re not wearing? shoes
27. Favorite store? Dooney
28. Like someone? many
29. Your favorite color? violet
30. When is the last time you laughed? afternoon
31. Last time you cried? friday

That was hard. Finding one word answers isn’t as easy as you’d think. Hmmmn.

Okay, now here’s a Marcus for this Monday. I killed off a character last night that I needed to get rid of and now I feel a little freer. To celebrate the freedom, I wanted a fun Marcus. This is from some fashion show. Not sure why he had to be the Mad Hatter but he was. He’s still hot.

Have a great Monday!